Kathy griffin IS retarded, derp
Kathy Griffin is so retarded, her career peaked during her cameo in Pulp Fiction

Kathy Griffin is so retarded, she gets mistaken for Andy Dick and goes along with it because it might get her a job. Really, though. She looks a lot like Andy Dick.

If Kathy Griffin getting a job at CNN to host a New Years show with Anderson Cooper wasn't a sign of an attention starved comedian's pathetic desperation, what is? What does an unfunny, failed comedian that nobody cares about have to do to get a little bit of attention around here? Geezuz!

Performing an asinine, weird, disturbing, bizarre, meaningless, mock decapitation of a sitting president is a good idea. Right? Sure. If you're retarded.
It turns out, Kathy Griffin is pretty fucking retarded. She actually thought... like, really, actually thought that people would find a decapitated Donald Trump so hilarious that they'd praise her for her comedic genius and maybe, just maybe, give her a TV show again and quit mistaking her for Andy Dick in drag. 

Nope.

Kathy Griffin is so retarded, she never even thought about the consequences. 

Kathy Griffin is so retarded, she thought her expressionless, creepy face holding a decapitated head would make Anderson Cooper and all the people laugh.

Kathy Griffin is so retarded, she thought imitating a radical Islamic terrorist would make people think that she could be so much more than just Andy Dick in drag. 

Kathy Griffin is so retarded, she couldn't hire any friends that were less retarded than her or smart enough to tell her what a terrible idea all of this really was. 

Kathy Griffin is so retarded, she thought CNN was actually, really, like, actually the "most trusted name in news" and that somehow her job there would make her trustworthy enough to hold a sharp knife around other, living, breathing people. 

Seriously. Someone actually let Kathy Griffin hold a knife. Around people.

Kathy Griffin is so retarded, she managed to make less people want to hire her.

Kathy Griffin is so retarded, she'll probably have her fifteen seconds of fame editted out of Pulp Fiction

Kathy Griffin is so retarded, she got fired from CNN. Nobody gets fired from CNN. Not even Don Lemon. 

Seriously, not even Don Lemon. 

Kathy Griffin is so retarded, she often confuses her own reflection for Andy Dick and tries to get her own autograph.

Kathy Griffin is so retarded, she thinks Andy Dick isn't retarded. 

Kathy Griffin is so retarded, she probably won't ever go away. 

Kathy Griffin is retarded. 
         June 2017 | Augustus
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